The best way to publish your game on google play

• Make sure to show absolutely no gameplay in the Screenshots. If you have to, put half the already small gameplay picture behind a large concept art of a main character. And don't forget words like "awesome story" filling the other half. Do that for the rest of the screenshots.
• A different option would be to put the title screen, main menu,skill menu and crafting menu and other menus in the screenshots. That'll make the game look better
• Don't put a trailer showing gameplay. Just put a cinematic trailer finishing with the game's title on fire. You know what? Don't make a trailer at all
• Always remember to put generic stuff in the description like"best game you'll ever play","one of the top 10 games in (put current year here) or "the gameplay is very awesome" -(game reviewer you've never heard of). And don't forget to ask for 5 stars now and then
• For the game icon you'll get more downloads if you put a screaming man or a "heavily armored" woman
• Your game title should be in this format:

(Random name)+(name related to game): (more random names) +(a number bigger than 2. Do this even if this is your first version)

The ":" part is important

This concludes my guide on how to get your game popular. And don't forget, DO NOT SHOW ANY GAMEPLAY

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Does my Android phone need a task killer app?

Many blogs out there have been saying task killers are not necessary or they're evil. Yet they're some of the most popular apps in the Android Market. So your average user is left wondering. Do I really need a task killer app?

You bet your sweet mama's ass you do.

See, all Android phones have limited amounts of memory or system RAM that is used to run the OS and applications. Every time you run an application, it sucks your precious RAM and makes your phone slower. Android is simply not smart enough to start closing apps in the background to make room for the currently running app. This is why you must open your task killer and kill your apps immediately after you're done with them. It's been said that there's a time and place for task killers, such as when an app causes your phone to freeze or the app won't respond. This is usually when the app is doing something super important. Like when Words With Friends is shuffling tiles. You shouldn't kill the app in this case, just let it do its thing and go make some toast or a bagel while you wait.

Look at all those apps sucking RAM!

Auto refreshing apps such as Twitter and Facebook are the worst hogs of your phone's memory, so you must kill the app right after you use it. Sure, you won't get any background notifications, but your phone will run infinitely faster. Another big memory sucker is the task killer app itself. So you should probably download multiple task killing apps so after you kill all your tasks, you can kill the task killer. Yo dawg, Xzibit would approve.

But you might be thinking to yourself. If task killers are so important, why aren't they included on the phone in the first place? Well, see phone companies are evil. They want your phone to eventually run so slow you have to bring it in for service or buy a new phone. The slower your phone, the less you can actually do with it, so you're not using their precious network resources that you paid for. Don't let the evil phone company get the best of you. Go download a task killer app today!

NASA to launch two iPhones 4's into space next month, beginning of a genocide?

NASA announced last week they would be launching two iPhone 4 devices into space next month during the final voyage of the Space Shuttle Atlantis. A number of tests have been lined up to be performed on the iPhones once they reach their final destination of the International Space Station, one of which is see how the electronics respond to radiation exposure.

An iPhone that was murdered in 2010

"This is not unlike what Hitler did to the Jews during World War II" says Apple blogger Randy Albertson. "You take the iPhones 220 miles away from their homeland, and perform experiments on them, with no promise they will ever see their loved ones again." Many tech analysts are calling these experiments the beginning of "The Second Genocide" and referring to the International Space Station (ISS) as Auschwitz.

NASA was not immediately available for comment, but was quoted as saying "the potential for using iPhone 4 to both conduct and support in-space research and operations is enormous" which many high-ranking members of the Church Of Apple are taking to mean that more genocide is on the way.

NASA is a US Government funded agency, but Google denies they have donated money to NASA for this project to happen, citing the $30 billion dollars that they didn't pay in taxes last year. Google's competing operating system Android has recently occupied a majority of smartphone territory with a Blitzkrieg strategy.