NASA to launch two iPhones 4's into space next month, beginning of a genocide?

NASA announced last week they would be launching two iPhone 4 devices into space next month during the final voyage of the Space Shuttle Atlantis. A number of tests have been lined up to be performed on the iPhones once they reach their final destination of the International Space Station, one of which is see how the electronics respond to radiation exposure.

An iPhone that was murdered in 2010

"This is not unlike what Hitler did to the Jews during World War II" says Apple blogger Randy Albertson. "You take the iPhones 220 miles away from their homeland, and perform experiments on them, with no promise they will ever see their loved ones again." Many tech analysts are calling these experiments the beginning of "The Second Genocide" and referring to the International Space Station (ISS) as Auschwitz.

NASA was not immediately available for comment, but was quoted as saying "the potential for using iPhone 4 to both conduct and support in-space research and operations is enormous" which many high-ranking members of the Church Of Apple are taking to mean that more genocide is on the way.

NASA is a US Government funded agency, but Google denies they have donated money to NASA for this project to happen, citing the $30 billion dollars that they didn't pay in taxes last year. Google's competing operating system Android has recently occupied a majority of smartphone territory with a Blitzkrieg strategy.