The best way to publish your game on google play

• Make sure to show absolutely no gameplay in the Screenshots. If you have to, put half the already small gameplay picture behind a large concept art of a main character. And don't forget words like "awesome story" filling the other half. Do that for the rest of the screenshots.
• A different option would be to put the title screen, main menu,skill menu and crafting menu and other menus in the screenshots. That'll make the game look better
• Don't put a trailer showing gameplay. Just put a cinematic trailer finishing with the game's title on fire. You know what? Don't make a trailer at all
• Always remember to put generic stuff in the description like"best game you'll ever play","one of the top 10 games in (put current year here) or "the gameplay is very awesome" -(game reviewer you've never heard of). And don't forget to ask for 5 stars now and then
• For the game icon you'll get more downloads if you put a screaming man or a "heavily armored" woman
• Your game title should be in this format:

(Random name)+(name related to game): (more random names) +(a number bigger than 2. Do this even if this is your first version)

The ":" part is important

This concludes my guide on how to get your game popular. And don't forget, DO NOT SHOW ANY GAMEPLAY

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